A woman responded to Home Depot’s request for her to wear a mask in their outlet. She refused, employing this Aristotelian logic:

“Yes, I am entitled. I’m white and I’m a woman,” Hill replies.

“What does you being white have to do with you being able to get your way?” Waters responded.

“Because I’m a white woman. That’s what happens. I believe in white power.”

This is not the best part of the story. That would be how it started – because the woman complained that other shoppers were not wearing masks. When told she also had to, she pointed out that the rules didn’t apply to her.

At last, a method to corral the stubborn China behemoth. No longer will the evil mandarins corrupt our precious national reserve of amateur dance videos performed by 11-year-old girls.