A safe and blessed National Orgasm Day to you and your loved ones

And, of course, your lusted ones as well as your loved ones. May they never meet on this most sacred of holidays.

Well, OK, maybe National Orgasm Day is not more sacred on the Scoopy Calendar than Shatner’s Birthday or Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day. That’s debatable, depending on which specific branch of Scoopianity you subscribe to. It’s like Christians arguing whether Easter is more sacred than Christmas.

3 thoughts on “A safe and blessed National Orgasm Day to you and your loved ones

  1. Well I would have celebrated it properly if the Dutch could have let me in this last Tuesday. Our Shithole President comes through bigly.

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