Kanye starts to outline his qualifications for the Oval Office.

UncleScoopy

“Over the course of four rambling hours of interviews on Tuesday, the billionaire rapper turned sneaker mogul revealed:”

  • His party will be called the Birthday Party
  • He has never voted
  • “Planned Parenthoods have been placed inside cities by white supremacists to do the Devil’s work.”
  • He’s suspicious of a coronavirus vaccine, terming vaccines “the mark of the beast.”
  • He was sick with Covid-19 in February.
  • He envisions a White House organizational model based on the secret country of Wakanda in Black Panther.

Fine ideas. I’m subscribing to his newsletter.

4 thoughts on “Kanye starts to outline his qualifications for the Oval Office.”

  1. That’s like the WAPO poster a few years back who asked me in all seriousness whom I’d rather know carnally: Michelle Bachmann or Mama Grizzly. Sometimes you just can’t say neither fast enough.

  2. Just out of curiosity, if you had to choose between Kanye or Trump, who would you vote for?

    1. I don’t know. To my knowledge, Kanye has little to no interest in or knowledge of foreign policy, so it seems that Trump, for all his ignorance and corruption, might be a slightly safer choice. Trump may have some issues like pathological narcissism, but I think Kanye also has that affliction – and many more. It seems to me that Kanye could be, to use the highly technical parlance of the medical profession, full-out batshit crazy.

    2. Michael McChesney said: “Just out of curiosity, if you had to choose between Kanye or Trump, who would you vote for?”

      The sweet release of death.

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