Our man Loopy is back!

John Hickenlooper wins Colorado’s Democratic Senate primary

The best of Loopy:

Hickenlooper is the new Hef. “Hickenlooper offers something different in crowded Democratic field: A detailed history of his sexual conquests.” Turns out Loops is a babe magnet! As Conan noted, “Apparently, his signature move was giving women ‘the Ol’ Hickenlooper.’”

2 thoughts on “Our man Loopy is back!

  1. Rock out with your cock out, Loopy!
    (These campaign slogans write themselves.)

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