I’ll bet he’s having some doubts about his choice of locations for the second coming (Siberia).
Jesus is back – and this time he has a microphone
It’s not just that he has to worry about being arrested or poisoned by Pontius Putin, but is Siberia the place for his wardrobe? I’m not one to claim to understand the divine will, but if I were going to spend the day in robes and sandals, I’d make my long-awaited reappearance in Hawaii.
Plus, where’s He going to find an attorney? There’s a real oil/water relationship there.