Kim Jong-un tried to smuggle black market Danish bull semen into North Korea

Danish bull semen? I wish he had called. I could have sent him some. I have a whole refrigerator full, and I’d do just about anything for ol’ Jongie, my frat brother.

(Man that guy was tough when it came to rush week. Talk about hazing! Only the toughest pledges survived getting fed to his pigs. But all in all … best exchange student ever!)

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  1. Or as Variety might put it: Journalist jots Jong’s jacked jizz journey.

    Of course DPRK state media says: Kim cleared in cattle cum caper.

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