“I saw Donald Trump’s presidency come crashing down at Four Seasons Total Landscaping”

UncleScoopy

I’m tired of politics, like most everyone, but this is a fascinating eyewitness account.

22 thoughts on ““I saw Donald Trump’s presidency come crashing down at Four Seasons Total Landscaping””

  1. Biden is up over 47,000 in Pennsylvania now, and looking at probably 80,000 – 100,000 when the total is certified. Even the biggest bullshit conspiracy theories on postmarked ballots come nowhere near these numbers, even if they were thrown out.

    But then again, Trump’s cult knows that, they’re just fucking insane and trying to justify whatever they can for their loser cult leader. And Trump himself knows it, because he’s firing anyone he can in the Pentagon, probably to attempt a coup and stay, but with all the intelligence involved that ended his campaign next to a sex shop.

    In other words, two months, and the joyride is over.

    1. When I was a kid and watched a lot of television, there was a plot that seemed to get used over and over, in a variety of series.

      In it, the hero chose a position or a course of action that everyone else disagreed with. All his friend, co-workers, superior officers, relatives, whatever, told him that he was wrong and was headed for disaster or tragedy. Often, his enemies were delighted by what he was doing.

      But he stuck to his guns, no matter how much it seemed like all those other people were right. And at the end of the episode, it would turn out he was right, and had been right all along, and everyone else had been wrong. Sticking to his course in the face of all the arguments against, and in the face of everyone else’s opinion had been the right thing to do, and showed why he was a hero.

      I think the intent behind these episodes was to teach people to think forthemselves, to have the courage of their convictions, to stand up against groupthink, and not just go along with the crowd. To not be afraid to be a non-conformist.

      Unfortunately, I think the lesson people actually took from this was “If you believe in something hard enough, with your whole heart and soul, than that thing IS true, and you are a hero. The people who tell you you are wrong are not heroes and therefore are afraid to see the truth.”

      That is what the people who are insisting Trump won the election are doing. They are engaged in magical thinking, where if they believe something enough, that thing is true.

      That is no crazier than a lot of religious beliefs that people had killed and died for.

      Mike Pompeo, in his capacity as Secretary of State, has announced that “there will be a smooth transition to a second Trump Administration.” These people have no intention of going quietly. They (and particularly Trump, IMO) will not call for violence directly, but they will do their best to stir the pot until somebody starts something. Then they will declare a national emergency and claim that gives them absolute power. Then what?

    1. I would assume MidCon heard it from the voices in his head. Bill. They give him the inside dope on everything!

  3. Wow, a glitch correction gives Trump the lead in Wisconsin

    Should jump on that bet before its too late.

        1. The everlasting struggle between the two older male Trump spawn as to who is the biggest dopeyfuck.
          Eric is the “The “virus” will disappear after Election Day” one. Piss Donald is the “Me and the screaming gargoyle will live in the White House some day if Dad would clear his fat ass out first” guy.
          A tie as I see it.

        2. Thanks, tanner! I thought it would be something even more hilarious, but this is OK too.

        3. MidCon – Glad there was some sort of origin to this other than yourself. It would have been painful walking around with that up your ass, to say nothing of the discomfort of pulling it out of there.
          Keep taking your meds! Remember, health is a journey.

          1. I do have sources, again I told you I would apologize IF I am wrong.

            All I can say is I would not want to be at all associated with the Dominion voting software

    3. GO FOR IT MIDCON!!! BET EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT!! Then go to loan sharks, borrow as much as you can and bet that too! Sell a kidney! Your destiny awaits.

  4. The level of fraud, lies and manipulation is making this all look more like a blue trickle.

    I put 1k on Trump at Scoops advice, I suggest that you all do the same.

    I’ll be the first to admit if I’m wrong but I really don’t believe I’ll be proven wrong.

    1. Oh Christ, I was wondering how long it would be before you or Bonk or Redpanda would turn up. Got to admit, you’re not easily embarrassed, what with the Four Seasons, the new WH covid event, and probably some other shit too. (Really just the continued existence of Eric is plenty embarrassing.)
      What lies, what fraud, what manipulation? Remember, voices in your head don’t count, actual evidence required.
      Scoopy, do you recall advising this simp to wager? I mean, you quoted odds, but I don’t think you recommended a course of action…

      Anyway, hope that wasn’t a k that you needed.

      1. Nature Mom said: “Anyway, hope that wasn’t a k that you needed.”

        A thousand rubles is only $13 in real money, Nature Mom. Unless Trump sinks the US dollar before he leaves office.

        Besides, while I am glad to hear that MidCon is willing to put his money where his mouth is, I don’t actually believe it any more than anything else he says. And in the unlikely event it is true, I hope he does need it, because he’s a jerk. I guess you are a better human being than I am, Nature Mom.

        1. I just assumed he bet a lowercase k. Though maybe you’re on the right track Roger, and he bet one kopek.

      2. I didn’t advise it, but I guess I made kind of a compelling case that it might be worth it when it got to like 10-1 or 25-1. Putting down ten grand to win a quarter mill seems pretty appealing. That’s a pretty hefty payday.

  5. Throw in his lawyers couldn’t even file an appeal in the state of Michigan correctly, and had to be sent back for lacking documentation. Doesn’t surprise me the chief legal expert couldn’t book the actual hotel, so he ended in a 20 x 20 grave lparking lot next to a sex shop.

    It’s starting to sound like a lot in Arrested Development at this point. Trump’s legal team better get their 10 minutes of fame now, before it’s back to trying to sell extended car warranties over the phone.

    1. PS – That was a typo that was supposed to say ‘gravel’ by the way, but could not turn out any better in timing for that space bar.

    2. Trump has always been a failure in the long wrong. His only successes are selling himself and launching projects. The project then almost always fail. Competent people quickly come to be disillusioned by actual contact with him, leaving him only with toadies who badly need a job because they are also incompetent.

      I guess we should take comfort in the fact that the combined efforts of the right wing media and foreign actors like Putin could not keep his loser ass in the White House, but they came appallingly close.

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