Most foods fail to predict the future. Tea leaves? Fickle. Fortune cookies? Mass produced nonsense.
But the asparagus never lies. That is just good science.
“Jemima says she is ‘world-famous’ as the planet’s only ‘asparamancer’”
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I wonder if it makes her Ouija smell funny.