The Jewish Space Laser Agency responds

The Jewish Space Laser is mainly reserved for use in important ceremonial and ritual observances, such as warming challah for Friday-night dinners, lighting Chanukah candles when we run out of matches, alerting New Yorkers to sales at Russ & Daughters, and helping Mrs. Glicksman find Airplane Mode on her e-reader.”

4 thoughts on “The Jewish Space Laser Agency responds

  1. It’s merely an orbiting Ark of the Covenant. In the past it also assisted with the production of manna until the invention of sliced bagels made manna obsolete.

  2. As a proud Jewish American, I find this to be triggering and deeply anti Semitic. I call upon my brethren in yamakas to take to the streets and occupy cities, destroy buildings, loot, pillage, and decry the white Christians who have kept the Jewish people from succeeding in America. Additionally any commentary refuting my calls should be “cancelled? as none of you can possibly relate to what it’s like growing up as a Jew in America.

      1. Fair. I will put my fellow chosen people on standby barring an insurrection in Jerusalem.

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