It’s hard to come up with anything funny about the president these days. The political scene is so dull under Biden that it’s not even fun to read the news anymore. With Trump you knew he’d come up with some crazy-ass shit every day. Dave Chapelle called him, “You hilarious, racist bastard,” which really summed up how Trump could be simultaneously entertaining and infuriating. In spite of yourself, ya gotta love it when a guy gives zero fucks and will say any outrageous, transgressive thing just to piss off his opponents and keep attention on himself.

  • Like he’d call for an end to government assistance for blind orphans.
  • Or one day he might come up with a plan to deport all dwarves. “They’re small, they’re creepy. And some, I assume, are good people.”
  • Or maybe he’d ask Fauci if it was possible to cure COVID by sticking a flashlight up your ass.
  • Or he’d make pregnant rape victims carry the baby to term and marry their rapists.
  • Or he’d bomb Denmark until they gave him Greenland.
  • Or he’d shut down the Post Office to prevent mail-in ballots. “There can be no mail-ins if there’s no mail!”
  • Or he’d claim to fall in love with Kim Jong-Un
  • Or he could pardon guys who lied under oath to cover up his crimes.
  • Or he’d ask his followers to overthrow the duly elected U.S. government.

Hey, wait a minute. Did some of those really happen in the USA, or did I dream them?