You may not know: Ione is the daughter of that hippy-dippy singer of folk-infused, psychedelic pop songs, Donovan. (Their real last name is Leitch.) You may think of Donovan as a relic from ancient times, but in fact he just released some new music this week! (I hated it, but as my main man Dalton always said, “Opinions vary.”)
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Underboob in a bikini, 5/13
I have read in recent days that social media commenters have been mean to Sydney, many calling her “ugly.” They are not only assholes, they also seem to be blind assholes.
And if she’s ugly, what hope is there for the rest of us?