“From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” has been permanently shut down and “will not be returning”

How could Trump fail? I am shocked.

When I saw this, I almost choked on my nightly meal – the same thing I eat every night: Trump Steaks washed down with Trump Vodka.

5 thoughts on ““From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” has been permanently shut down and “will not be returning”

  1. His promise about not returning is a reliable guarantee that he will be returning. Prove me wrong, Fucko!

  2. A) That is the worst survival ration load-out I have ever heard of.

    B) I never thought Trump would do the decent thing and STFU short of dying.

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