“Adam Driver Sings During A Coochie-Eating Scene”

I wonder if there was an echo.

I wonder if he sang Weird Al’s “Eat it.” So many other possibilities, depending on his enthusiasm, ranging from “Wild Honey Pie” to “The Shrimp Boats Are Coming.” Or, in a classical vein, perhaps he wrote words to the late, great L.v. Beethoven’s legendary Snatch Serenade in A Minor, or as Ludwig van himself once called it, “A-Hole Minor.”

Per Marion Cotillard, recipient of the cooze-crooning, “We strangely never see people fucking or doing trivial things in musical comedies.”

Perhaps with good reason.

But I’ll reserve judgment until I see the actual yin-yodeling.

9 thoughts on ““Adam Driver Sings During A Coochie-Eating Scene”

  1. How about Ice-T’s “Girl, Let’s Get Butt Naked and Fuck”? Too on the nose?

  2. “Shrimp Boats are a-coming”
    I almost expelled coffee there.
    As the great Ghoulardi might have put it, “Stay sick”.

      1. Also: “Hold Tight, Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood, Mama)” from the late 30’s, recorded by Fats Waller, the Andrews Sisters, others. Possibly the first major hit song to contain a not-so-subtle reference to oral sex.

  3. Please stop trying to be funny.
    It wouldn’t be so bad if you were good at it, but sad old men making bad sex jokes are just kinda gross.

    1. 1. Except for the occasional clinker everyone has, he IS funny.
      2. Why don’t you Just take your dullness elsewhere if you find things so offensive here. There are eccentrics and semi-cranks who come here but only one I can think of you might actually call sad, that is before you showed up.

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