August 16; Sardinia.
How about Halsey stark naked, full frontal?
A top model from France. Here is her entry in the FMD (including more nudity).
“We have authenticated several diary entries that indicate DeSalvo simply did not have the balls to pack his bags, move to New York, and begin strangling in the city that never sleeps.”
“A lecherous sunrise flaunted itself over a flatulent sea, ripping the obsidian bodice of night asunder with its rapacious fingers of gold, thus exposing her dusky bosom to the dawn’s ogling stare.”
“Even though Bambi the deer grew up to become a sleek and powerful 10-point buck, the other deer frequently chided him about his name, which was a perfectly fine name for a cocktail waitress but not so much for a male deer.”
“Upon his death, Van Helsing wrote: ‘This Vexes me still to-day . . . with no Mirror able to cast his Curs’d Reflection, how did Dracula comb his hair so perfectly every time and achieve such a clean, close shave that brought the babes in truckloads??'”
“After commandeering the Black Dog Saloon for a day and a half to lay out every map, zoning ordinance, and land deed in the Territory, and after checking and rechecking their cartographic calculations, Tumbleweed Mulligan and Johnny ‘Trigger’ McAllister were forced to admit that there might just be room in this town for the both of them.”
Ghost nipples – plus some great physical comedy schtick from ol’ Willy Wonka.
The immense breasts of Imanuelle Grives in Only Decent People (2012)
No only is he just about keeping pace with the sprinters while carrying his equipment, but he’s facing sideways while they all steam straight ahead!