Aubrey Plaza booty in Dirty Grandpa

A mediocre movie in general, but the dialogue is hilarious in the sex scenes between Plaza and De Niro. Some examples (re-ordered and condensed for continuity):

Lenore: I like your pull-out couch.

Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That’s the only thing that’s gonna be pulling out tonight. We’re gonna thunderfuck.

Lenore: You’re gonna tsunami on my face.

Dick Kelly: You’re gonna flood like the Nile.

Lenore: Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.

Dick Kelly: The villagers will finally eat.

Lenore: If you’re gonna die while you’re eating me out, I want your last breath to be in my pussy. I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a social security check. Tell me you’ve fallen and you can’t get up.

Dick Kelly: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Lenore: Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower.

Dick Kelly: Things were better under Eisenhower.

Lenore: We like Ike!

Dick Kelly: [yells] We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike!

Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?

Dick Kelly: I’m not sure, maybe both!

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