“A survey published in Basic and Clinical Andrology measured the stretched penile length (SPL) of 126 adults aged between 30 and 60 alongside a range of other data including nose size, height, and weight, and found a direct correlation between nose size and penis length.”

Man, that Gerard Depardieu must be hung like Secretariat.

He didn’t need the ninth inning this time. He had already hit three homers by then.

“He’s just the 11th player to hit three homers in a postseason game and the first to do so with his team facing elimination. He also drove in six runs, becoming the first player in postseason history with at least six RBIs from the No. 7 spot or lower in the batting order.”

“Los Angeles’ five through eight hitters — Pollock, Pujols, Taylor and Cody Bellinger — combined to go a stunning 12-for-18 with five home runs