Lizzo seems to be almost fully naked beneath a completely transparent dress

In other words, she’s basically walking around naked in public, except for a thong. I would add “as the good lord intended” here, but it may not be appropriate in this particular case. If the lord, in his infinite wisdom, had created Adam and Lizzo, he might have sought a non-naked option.

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  1. She walked up to the snake, said Gimme that fucking apple. Then she ate the snake, then the tree. Then she was still hungry.

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