On most women, this dress would look desperate. On Sydney, it is delectable.

Side note: I find her adorable when she smiles, but when she is not smiling, she has a case of resting bitch face. That works for some famous beauties like Bella Hadid and Posh Spice Beckham, but it doesn’t really work for Sydney, as I see it.

(Note that pompous proclamation was issued as if I would somehow reject her advances unless she smiled at me.)