Good news. We don’t have to worry about global warming any more

Los Angeles will make diners ask for ketchup to go with their fries, in the name of fighting climate change

“The new ordinance will forbid restaurants with 26 or more employees from handing out ketchup and mustard packets without customers requesting them. The ordinance will apply to all restaurants by April 2022.”

I feel cooler already!

8 thoughts on “Good news. We don’t have to worry about global warming any more

  1. Good.

    You’re supposed to put gravy on fries and I hope his will help people see the light.

    1. I support you in your Canada-curious journey, but when you’re ready for the One True Condiment try bbq sauce.

      1. I don’t put BBQ sauce on fries, but Sweet Baby Ray and his friends have rescued many a bland piece of fish or chicken for me. If I were inclined to pull a Larry David, I’d carry a bottle around with me for emergencies.

    2. It is good. But I draw the line at the mayonnaisey things the French and Belgians (who probably invented the things) favor. I’ve always thought that if you wanted to insult the French about fries, it was far better to call them “Belgian fries” than “freedom Fries” (remember that nonsense?).

  2. Nuclear power: probably screwed if you don’t, maybe screwed if you do. Unless someone makes some mind-boggling breakthrough with solar, which everyone would jump on in a second.
    France went one way and hopes they don’t have a Fukobyl. Germany went the other and is finding out that depending upon the good will of a hostile country (or the h.c.’s satellite) for your oldstyle energy source may not be so cool.
    I think we’ll get our head out of the sand in the traditional American way. An unmistakable and imminent crisis will kick us upside the head and the old “Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully” thing will kick in. But I think we’re years off from that.

  3. It’s amazing the lengths some people will go to in order to combat climate change. They don’t care how many people get pissed off when they discover their take out burger and fries has no ketchup in the bag. But doing something that would actually make a difference lice embracing nuclear power? They would rather just make people use soggy paper straws.

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