Hundreds of QAnon Believers Are Still in Dallas Waiting for JFK to Show Up

I had not understood the full story here. They are not just waiting for JFK, Jr. They also believe that the original JFK will be resurrected, along with various other dead luminaries.

“Two weeks ago, when JFK failed to materialize, Protzman led his followers to a $300-a-ticket Rolling Stones concert that was taking place in the city and now claims without any evidence that the band had actually been replaced by Michael Jackson (playing Mick Jagger), JFK Jr. (Keith Richards), and Prince (drummer Steve Jordan), while one of the backing singers was replaced by Aaliyah, the U.S. singer who died in a plane crash in 2001.”

The Protzman mentioned above is their tinfoil-hat numerologist and prophet. I am not kidding about the hat.

13 thoughts on “Hundreds of QAnon Believers Are Still in Dallas Waiting for JFK to Show Up

  1. Just once I’d like to see one of these crazy conspiracy theories actually come true. Imagine if a 104-year-old JFK Sr really did walk out on stage?

    1. I consider the election of Donald Trump in 2016 to be a crazy conspiracy that came true. I think that means it wasn’t a theory, so maybe it doesn’t count.

    2. Here’s one – do the illuminati control the US Government?

      Spell illuminati backwards, then type the result into your browser.

      You’ll have to cut-and-paste, because I ain’t linkin’ to that site.

      itanimulli.com

      (Obviously somebody has an offbeat sense of humor)

  2. I would like to know what happened just before this person became a “former demolition expert”.

    1. “This person”? Are you referring to “Stumpy”?

      All seriousness aside, it’s pretty easy to guess what happened just before a demolitions expert is fired. Either something that was supposed to go “bang” didn’t, or something that was not supposed to did. Given that he still has all his limbs, I’m guessing the former.

  3. It’s pretty obvious that Ronnie was replaced by Jackie. Well, that’s what the transmissions told me, anyway.

  4. Well godamnit dude, tell us who replaced Ronnie Wood already! I do see the startling resemblance between JFK Jr. and Keef.

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