Headlines I am too old to understand:

Pooh Shiesty plugs a guy in the butt, pleads out

Pooh Sheisty is a rap name. I think some of these rappers should mix it up a bit. Instead of taking a name like “Shady MoFo,” or “Ebony Ice,” one of them should go with something so square it’s all the way back around to cool, like “Stanley Gorski” or “Kevin O’Reilly.”

4 thoughts on “Headlines I am too old to understand:

  1. I drive rideshare, and my riders sometimes request music.

    One night, some ladies requested mr Pooh. I had to clarify that he was, in fact, a musician. They said yes, though he was now in prison.

    I’m guessing this was a fair charge, since his entire gimmick is making a “brtttt” noise mimicking automatic weapons fire in every. Single. Song. They’re all about gun violence, even the sexy ones somehow.

    I’m thinking prison is a good place for him to develop his further endeavors, but what do I know?

    In other rap news, there is a real rap song called “Bedrock” that has a chorus that goes:

    “Call me Mr Flinstone…cuz I’m gonna make your Bedrock…”

    It’s not made by Weird Al. They’re serious. Another rider requested this one. I’m pretty sure we’re doomed.

    1. I thought we were doomed in the early 80s when Killer Pussy recorded “Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage”. I was right of course.

      1. I checked YouTube for that song. It’s been on there for 14 years. I did not listen to it, in case it doomed me.

        And I thought we were doomed back in the 1960’s by Jimi Hendrix or Jim Morrison or somebody. Or maybe it was Sid Vicious or GG Allin in the 80’s. We have been doomed so often I have lost all track. Sometimes I think the word doom does not mean what I think it means.

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