In the first episode of season two of Euphoria
Sydney won the Best Nude Scene competition last year, and like a true champion, she is not resting on her laurels.
Ted Williams was hitting .400 coming into the last day of the 1941 season. Many people thought he should be sitting out the final doubleheader, which was irrelevant to the standings, rather than risking his chance to finish at that sacred mark, because he was slumping. He had batted only .268 in the previous 13 games as he watched 13 points erode from his seasonal average. The Thumper wanted no part of sitting it out. He played both games and went 6-for-8, becoming the very last man to hit .400 in a full season.
Sydney ain’t gonna sit it out either. She is the Ted Williams of tits.
“My name is Sydney Fucking Sweeney and I’ve got the best tits in Hollywood!”
“Marilyn Monroe Herself didn’t have better.”
“Here comes Kat Dennings. Kat fucking Dennings and those little shit boobs of hers.”
“She’s gotta get out of here with that shit.”
“I’m Sydney Fucking Sweeney!”
(with apologies to Jim Bouton)
And like Teddy Fucking Ballgame, all she wanted to do was to be able to go down the street and have people say, “There goes the greatest pair of tits that ever lived”.
“the Ted Williams of tits”
She should get some sort of trophy