“Kim Jong-il invented the burrito”
“The report added that his son and successor also takes a ‘meticulous interest’ in burritos.”
The kid is wise. He’s just following my own personal rule: you can’t can’t be too meticulous about your tax returns or your interest in burritos.
You’re missing the real headline. Since burritos have been around for around 100 years, he must have also invented the time machine.
I suppose that burritos have just recently appeared in NK, and most North Koreans don’t have free access to the outside world, so as far as they know he just invented burritos recently.
But if he claimed to invent the time machine they would probably believe that as well, or at least pretend to.
Looking at the photos accompanying the article, you can’t actually see what’s inside the “Lil Kim” (formerly known as the burrito). My guess is, mud and grass.
I just can’t wait until he invents Fajitas and Gauc, my life will be so much more complete.
Didn’t he also invented the internet?
You have him mixed up with Kim Jong-Gore.