Day: February 9, 2022
Pelosi- you tricky fiend! First you promoted the use of Jewish space lasers to start wildfires, now this! Will you never cease your assault on America?
Not only that, your evil schemes undermine each other. What if the wildfires should warm up the gazpacho? Then where are we? First comes the hot gazpacho – then chaos.
Just to clear things up, @RepMTG
Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany's secret police pic.twitter.com/T9q76r706G— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) February 9, 2022
I’m guessing … mostly sperm whales?
Isn't it hilarious that sailors used to constantly mistake whale dicks as mysterious sea serpents. pic.twitter.com/hBzleFlMps
— Collie Ennis 🕷 (@collieennis) April 4, 2021
“TEEN Mom fans were left ‘speechless’ as Farrah Abraham has been reportedly selling her ‘own poop slime’ on her 12-year-old daughter Sophia’s website.” As you can see, Farah Abraham brand Poopie Slime (“Farah” with one “r”) is recommended for ages 5 and up.
It’s going like gangbusters in Germany under the ScheißeSchleim brand.
I guess the rules on revealing magic methods are getting more relaxed. I once had an Ayatollah declare a fatwa on me for revealing the secret of a magic trick.
How was I to know that the magician’s code is a little-known footnote in the Koran?
I knew I should have paid attention in Arabic class.
Candids of Lily-Rose Depp wearing a see-through top while going out to Astro Burger in LA!
This is the video he is referring to.
“Here’s Gavin Rossdale’s ridiculously hot daughter, Daisy Lowe … massive boobs and cleavage.”