Pelosi- you tricky fiend! First you promoted the use of Jewish space lasers to start wildfires, now this! Will you never cease your assault on America?

Not only that, your evil schemes undermine each other. What if the wildfires should warm up the gazpacho? Then where are we? First comes the hot gazpacho – then chaos.

“TEEN Mom fans were left ‘speechless’ as Farrah Abraham has been reportedly selling her ‘own poop slime’ on her 12-year-old daughter Sophia’s website.” As you can see, Farah Abraham brand Poopie Slime (“Farah” with one “r”) is recommended for ages 5 and up.

It’s going like gangbusters in Germany under the ScheißeSchleim brand.