By far the strangest story out of Ukraine so far is this: “Louis CK to Perform in Ukraine Amid Russian Invasion”
Good luck with that, Louis. Yakov Smirnoff covered this situation already, with the quote in the headline, and this one: “In America, you assassinate president. In Russia, president assassinate you!”
Hey, look, hey was a total creepy shithead to a lot of women and couldn’t really bring himself to truly apologize or make changes, so now Ukraine being bombed is the best gig he can land.
Think of poor Ukraine. Not only are they being taken over by Putin after a long fought war for independence to get away from him, now some poor waitress or female opener is gonna have to watch Louis jack off.