“The First Cereal Made for OJ (And maybe the last)”

That, including the part in parens, is actually their tag line.

Man, if he doesn’t like it, it might really be their last. Well, I guess there’s no way to know whether he’ll like it, but I suppose he’ll take a stab at it. I just hope this doesn’t turn him into a cereal killer.

I’ll bet it’s made with blood oranges.

Skipping past any additional bad OJ jokes, here’s a quote from the website, “Honey almond clusters that are made to be spooned and sipped.” The box comes with a straw.

One thought on ““The First Cereal Made for OJ (And maybe the last)”

  1. Maybe the young people in Marketing don’t remember the O. J. Simpson trial. It was almost 27 years ago. They’d need to be over thirty to remember it themselves. It’s very hard for me, now that I qualify for Social Security, to guess what things young people today know and don’t know.

    BTW, I remember people telling me in the 1980’s that they resented paying Social Security taxes “because Social Security won’t be there when *I* need it”. Making sure of that, via privatzing it, was Karl Rove’s dream for Bush the Younger’s second term. Fortunately the Repulican Party had not gone completely stupid and crazy yet.

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