Syd is a classic beauty. Can go casual girl next door stunning or classy, ready for the runway elegant.
Billie? Billie is the ultimate nerdy dream girl. She’s curvy, prefers wearing comfy, cool clothes and her hair kinda mussed up but with a wink and a fingertip nibble that makes geeks wanna start religions in her name.
Then, POW, she can drop all that, bring out every single thing she’s got and absolutely devastate any crowd with pure “I’m innocent, now wait here while I ruin your parents marriage in the coat closet” Mae West vibe. Zero class, 100% vibe and power.
But then she’s going home and beating the next boss on Elden Ring in a sweatshirt and her undies while eating Captain Crunch dry outta the box.
Nah.
Syd is a classic beauty. Can go casual girl next door stunning or classy, ready for the runway elegant.
Billie? Billie is the ultimate nerdy dream girl. She’s curvy, prefers wearing comfy, cool clothes and her hair kinda mussed up but with a wink and a fingertip nibble that makes geeks wanna start religions in her name.
Then, POW, she can drop all that, bring out every single thing she’s got and absolutely devastate any crowd with pure “I’m innocent, now wait here while I ruin your parents marriage in the coat closet” Mae West vibe. Zero class, 100% vibe and power.
But then she’s going home and beating the next boss on Elden Ring in a sweatshirt and her undies while eating Captain Crunch dry outta the box.
The competition is in the total exposed cleavage.
Clearly….and Eilish wins by a few handfuls.