“The First Amendment Protects the Right To Put a Tiny Penis on a Beer Label”

Is this a great country, or what?

Oh, sure, the U.S. Constitution defends this, but this is deeper than man’s law. The right to advertise beer with penis imagery was dictated by god himself. I believe you can find it in St Paul’s letter to the Dalmatians, 4:20.

Curiously, the Dalmatians never wrote back.

I guess they knew how to pick their spots.

2 thoughts on ““The First Amendment Protects the Right To Put a Tiny Penis on a Beer Label”

  1. The State of NC went to court over *that*?! That can barely even be called a penis — it’s more of a slight nub on a caricature of a person. What a waste of time, money, and resources.

    But glad to see that NC has solved all other problems and can spend time on this bullshit. Puritanism sucks.

  2. Nobody’s going to be writing in Dalmatian anymore–it’s an extinct language. The last living speaker died in 1898 before he could pass the language on to linguists for posterity.

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