Good tip from the CDC: stop fucking chickens

There goes my plan for the weekend at Uncle Bert’s farm.

You probably think I’m kidding. Well, not the part about the CDC:

Don’t kiss or snuggle backyard poultry.”

There is no advice on wild poultry – or even front yard poultry.

3 thoughts on “Good tip from the CDC: stop fucking chickens

  1. One time when I was in the ‘mental health impatient unit’ (AKA the Psych Ward) while going for a group walk, out of nowhere this guy who had been raised on a farm in Nova Scotia said to all of us “sex with farm animals is a lot more common than you’d think.”

    1. He also masturbated in the psych ward shower which, as a germaphobe, really annoyed and concerned me. I had to scrub the shower floor clean before using it, but I only had soap and water and not a disinfectant.

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