“Putin’s Bodyguards Collect His Excrement On Trips Abroad To Hide Possible Health Problems”
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“Putin’s Bodyguards Collect His Excrement On Trips Abroad To Hide Possible Health Problems”
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Maybe they’re doing it for fund-raising. If a lock of Elvis’ hair can sell for thousands…
Yeah, I heard Dung Xiaoping used to do this too
What’s really disturbing here is that, if true, it implies Russian intelligence is in the habit of stealing the feces of other heads of state to ascertain their health.
And after they get off work they all go out and get shit faced.
And sing their song “Smelly old shit-stealing spies” (to the tune of “Dirty old egg sucking dog”, a Johnny Cash classic(?).)
The Secret Service did the same with W. They built the worlds nicest Port a John. It went with the President on trips.