Day: August 9, 2022
Tania Maduro (From 90 Day Fiancé)
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“I just can’t believe they were there for some measly papers instead of the large pile of skulls that sits in the middle of the Grand Ballroom, or the still-decomposing arms and legs that protrude from sand traps all over the golf course. But good for me! If they want to haul a bunch of boxes out of that place while walking upon the shallow, unmarked graves of people I’ve had tortured and killed, what do I care?”
Another great Onion headline:
“Trump Boys Thrilled FBI Seized Documents, Leaving Dozens Of Empty Boxes To Play In”
Key phrase: “A mischievous bunch of escaped alpacas”
Complete episode:
“SAMMI HANRATTY’S GORGEOUS BOOBS AND OTHER CELEBRITIES IN A WEEKLY INSTAGRAM/TWITTER ROUNDUP“