Boy, Ed Harris must really need some extra cash for something. Heaven only knows why he accepted a job in this turkey. At least he was able to phone it in, since he just played his usual role these days – as a scary, evil, wrinkled walking skeleton. Man, he could play one of those singing raisins without any make-up. If they remake Dick Tracy, we have our Pruneface.
“You look at the history of nude performances and a few stand out for all sorts of good reasons. Sherilyn Fenn in Two Moon Junction (1988) is a standard-bearer and so is Eva Green in The Dreamers (2003). A faithful reader of The Funhouse and Other Crap knows these almost by heart, and can name a half-dozen other contenders. But there is a forgotten performance from 1990, Charlotte Sieling in Farlig Leg, that belongs in the mix of best-ever. Ms. Sieling is nekkid in a half-dozen scenes that run for a combined ten minutes and has a form that no amount of money can buy. The gal was a walking, talking mortal sin. We are talkin’ winner, winner chicken dinner.”
As the good lord intended.
“Candids of Olivia Rodrigo wearing a dress that looks like a sexy nightie after her performance at The Bowery Ballroom in New York City!”