“Dennis Rodman Says He’s Flying To Russia To Help Free Brittney Griner”

Why not stop the Ukrainian War while he’s there?

I’d like to know how the Russians are supposed to know what he wants. I’ve heard that guy on Howard Stern, and nobody on the staff or the listening audience seems to know what he’s talking about at any given time. You can recognize some English words, but the general sense of it is indecipherable. It’s like he’s reading excerpts from Finnegans Wake.

Well, I guess he can’t do any harm. The worst that can happen is that they decide to keep him as well, which is fine.

UPDATE: Rodman changes his mind. At least that’s what they think he said.

One thought on ““Dennis Rodman Says He’s Flying To Russia To Help Free Brittney Griner”

  1. Can you imagine him arriving at the airport, saying “Where’s Putin? I’m here to help that girl.” He doesn’t even know her name. I’m sure the whole thing was nonsense; he had no intention of going, just wanted to get his name in the news for the first time since the 90’s. Sorta like Dog the Bounty Hunter & his laughable ‘Hunt for Brian Laundrie’. He found a random soda can in a random area and said “This could be what leads us to him.”

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