“Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Hot Wind”

UncleScoopy

I never get tired of cheap Uranus jokes.

You might say that these unintentional (?) puns represent the bottom of the humor barrel, but I like to think that Uranus ought to be the butt of our jokes.

I know what you’re thinking: “What an asshole.”

3 thoughts on ““Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Hot Wind””

  1. “Uranus is a geometric nightmare.” Dang, just when I thought no one had noticed.

  2. I always thought that “globular cluster” held some potential for a raunchy innuendo, but I could never quite come up with one.

  3. I read somewhere that if men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then all the other genders and variants are from Uranus.

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