Heidi Klum understands the true meaning of Halloween

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Everything on Halloween now is sexy this and sexy that – sexy nurse, sexy cop. It’s just something I wasn’t born to do. I tried, but nobody really responded to my sexy Stalin.

6 thoughts on “Heidi Klum understands the true meaning of Halloween”

  2. She’s probably got one of those high-deductible insurance policies–can only afford to buy a tube of over-the-counter topical cream.

  3. Halloween’s supposed to be all about family, though. Can’t she get Leni in the shot?

    And everyone dug my sexy Howard Cosell.

    1. I failed at that as well. One year I tried to rent the sexy Howard from one of those Halloween pop-up stores, but the clerk misunderstood and accidentally put sexy Clint Howard in the bag. Total fiasco.

      I guess it could have been worse. I saw one other guy dressed as sexy Shemp Howard.

        1. I’m impressed by your knowledge of Howard the Duck lore. I could not have named his girlfriend. I would have guessed Daisy.

          I’m still trying to figure out the mechanics of their copulation.

          If they married, would she have been Bev the Duck, or are there separate rules for matrimonial nomenclature on the duck planet?

          (Wow, that wedding had a potential for disaster, since her family would have been in charge. Imagine if they had Peking Duck on the menu. Quite the interglobal diplomatic scandal!)

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