Jury Convicts Man For Vile Act With Elmo Doll

Michigan home inspector was secretly recorded by nanny cam. He “admitted to placing his penis in Elmo’s mouth.”

His defense: “Hey, isn’t it called a Tickle Me Elmo? I thought it was a euphemism.”

Michigan has some very specific laws. If you fuck Oscar the Grouch it’s all fun and games, but get a little BJ from Elmo and you’re headed up the river.

A threesome with Bert and Ernie could go either way.

2 thoughts on “Jury Convicts Man For Vile Act With Elmo Doll

  1. Big difference between “an Elmo doll” and “some two-year-old kid’s Elmo doll”. Throw the book at this guy.

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