Michigan home inspector was secretly recorded by nanny cam. He “admitted to placing his penis in Elmo’s mouth.”
His defense: “Hey, isn’t it called a Tickle Me Elmo? I thought it was a euphemism.”
Michigan has some very specific laws. If you fuck Oscar the Grouch it’s all fun and games, but get a little BJ from Elmo and you’re headed up the river.
A threesome with Bert and Ernie could go either way.
“Elmo doesn’t go for that shit, does he Mr. Noodle?”
Big difference between “an Elmo doll” and “some two-year-old kid’s Elmo doll”. Throw the book at this guy.