SMU football’s game saw an unusual, lengthy delay. The Mustangs had to stop play because its mascot pooped on the field.
“The only problem was that it was not a small amount of feces. It was not an easy clean-up and the staff appeared to be unprepared for such an accident. They were out on the field picking up the poop by hand!”
>> Peruna, SMU‘s black Shetland pony, debuted in 1932 and has been present at every home football game (except one) since.<<
A pony that’s 90+ years old?
No wonder it can’t control its bowels. Have they not heard of Depends for Donkeys?
I’m guessing there has been a donkey named Peruna for all those years, but not the same one. If the same one, it’s another Festivus miracle!
Afterward, they were approached about joining Trump’s legal team.