Key phrase: “Summit County’s history of large-scale food spills”

Not so interesting: “Soy sauce spilled all over Interstate 70”

Kind of weird: “This is not the first time food products have been strewn on Summit County roadways, including two separate egg incidents. We’ve had at least a couple of beer trucks overturned. We have had potatoes scattered on the highway. We’ve had lentil beans, as well.”