“How do we do it? How do we manage, year after year, to assemble a collection of gift items of such consistently low quality? The answer, in one word, is ‘lack of integrity.’ Every year we spend literally several minutes going through the gift suggestions that have been sent to us by members of the public who have far too much spare time.

We choose only those items that meet our rigorous standards for inclusion in the Gift Guide, specifically:
1. They do not cost a lot of money.
2. That’s pretty much it on the standards.

It is because of all this rigor that we are able to offer you our Quality Assurance Warranty of Guaranteed Assuredness, which states that if you purchase an item featured in this Gift Guide, and for any reason you are not completely satisfied with it, simply deposit it in any participating dumpster and walk briskly away. We will take it from there.”

The towering British actress Gwendoline Christie became widely known as “Brienne of Tarth” in Game of Thrones, and is now seen as the principal on “Wednesday.“

Her track toward fame was not the express lane. The 6’3″ blonde was shunted onto a few odd sidings where she posed for some weird full-frontal nudes.

Soused Stepdad summarizes his reaction:

“The funny thing about Molly Sims is that I’ve heard people call Molly Sims their inspiration as a swimsuit model, not because they wanted to be swim models, but because they jerked off to them. I am not one of those people because I don’t jerk off to model bikini pics.

That’s what vacation pictures of people you know are for.

So unless Molly Sims is your friend’s mom, or your friend’s wife, or his sister, then there’s no point.”