Soccer fan ‘Tits Man’ was forced to remove his inflatable boobs by the Qataris

Yet the so-called World Court stands idly by and allows this injustice.

Tits Man is now the only superhero in the MCU without his own franchise, perhaps because he is probably the weakest of all superheroes, from any of the universes, multiverses or Burma Shave verses.

Possibly excepting KikkoMan.

Or Green Lantern if his opponent is wearing a yellow body-suit, in which case he’s just basically a holiday camper holding a Coleman lantern.

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall
Escape my sight

I stand against
The evil fellow
Unless that fiend
Is wearing yellow

— Burma Shave —

7 thoughts on “Soccer fan ‘Tits Man’ was forced to remove his inflatable boobs by the Qataris

  1. I think the weakest of all superheroes is Particle Man, from the They Might Be Giants Cinematic Universe.

  2. Tits Girl would be a great super heroine if her power was just immobilizing men by showing them her tits.

    Oh, and btw, Green Lantern is a DC character, not Marvel.

    1. Yup, I know. I was specifically discussing ALL superheroes there, as shown by the fact that KikkoMan is also not a Marvel hero.

      Although they can always use somebody with total control of soy-based sauces.

      When I was a very young man, circa 1970, I really enjoyed Denny O’Neal’s Green Lantern / Green Arrow series for DC.

  3. I want there to be a whole thing where Commissioner Gordon switches on the Tit-signal and Tits Man and Booby jump in the Titmobile and tear ass over there to here about the latest exploits of The Bra Strap or Pastie. I’m especially keen for the appearanceĀ of Tits Girl.

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