He’s not exactly the ideal celebrity spokesperson for a drug that makes people speed up. He moves slower than the plot of a Terrence Malick movie. Joe Biden Cocaine makes about as much sense as Nick Cannon Condoms.
As the song goes:
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Right now (halftime) France is looking like they’re on that Joe Biden cocaine.
Merde sacree!!
Two up.
That Paris Saint-Germain team must be pretty awesome, with Mbappe, Messi and Neymar.
First Cup final I ever watched was the 1974 tragedy featuring my all-time fave Johan Cruyff (“Pythagoras in boots”) and the Neths vs Kaiser Franz Beckenbauer’s Krauts. This Messi-Mbappe matchup was on that level.
I often wear a #14 (Cruyff) tee (too cheap for jerseys) when I’m visiting the GF in Haarlem. Great conversation starter, particularly once they realize I’m a Yank.
The only worse thing would be Joe Biden acid. That would be one bad old trip.
But still quicker than Last year at Marienbad.