If you’re into tentacle porn, this is your lucky day

UncleScoopy

A Propos De Joan (2022) is the Citizen Kane of tentacle porn, featuring Florence Loiret Caille


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This is actually a mainstream French film starring the ever dour Isabelle Huppert. (Well, it’s mainstream by French standards, I suppose. In the USA it’s one of those films that would play in one arthouse theater in the East Village.) Florence Loiret Caille plays Huppert’s mother, who abandoned her to join her lover in Japan, which I suppose Huppert equates in her dreams with octopus fucking. I have not seen it, but based on the reviews, it appears to be the typical Huppert film about the futility and essential pointlessness of a completely accidental, joyless existence that must be endured until a lonely death.

Or as the French call it, a film de pop-corn.

2 thoughts on “If you’re into tentacle porn, this is your lucky day”

  1. Having seen every Huppert nude scene over 50 years, about as non-futile or anti-pointless an existence I can think of – love that lady’s derriere

    1. I have you beat. You aren’t going to believe this, but I once saw her smile! At least I think it was a smile.

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