Milo Moire, Alice Lucy and others in Mad Heidi (2022)

Tag line: “They just fucked with the wrong Heidi!”

What a bizarre movie this is. It’s as if Troma suddenly opened a division in Zurich to produce a “Swissploitation film” (their term). The plot summary: “Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.”

Coincidentally enough, that is also what we call the Wisconsin Republican Party.

The star of this crowd-funded film is Casper van Dien, but he doesn’t play an American expat. Rather he is an exaggerated parody of a wealthy Swiss politician/businessman. As the president of Switzerland, he spends his time eating chocolate flecked with Nazi gold, looking at expensive Rolex-style gold watches with his own picture on the face, consuming dairy products, and speaking English with an outrageous accent. (The film also incorporates every other Swiss cliche you can imagine: kindly goatherds, alpenhorns, yodeling, cuckoo clocks, multi-use knives, etc.)


Most of the nudity is provided by Milo Moire

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Alice Lucy (as Heidi) bares her butt and participates in a group shower

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