Gallery: “Sydney Sweeney showing big boob cleavage while leaving Hotel Martinez during the 76th Cannes Film Festival!”
They are substantial and appreciated on their recent and hopefully continued world tour!”
Full gallery here
While I have to give props to the headline writer for his choice of verbs, I have to note that same choice is misleading because the genitals in question are female. It’s the Giant Gold Thai Vulva, not to be confused with the Giant Pink Japanese Penis.
Not to be outdone by the headline creator, the staff writer referred to the gilded gash as a “holey” site.
“Asteroid City features a meaningless, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Scarlett Johansson nude scene (nothing remotely close to that buck naked Lea Seydoux posing-for-Benicio del Toro scene in The French Dispatch).”