“Nebraska cow performs 10 tricks in 1 minute for world record”

Just barely edging out the previous record of zero.

I especially liked how she fleeced the judges in three-card monty.

After the display she provided good eatin’ for all. She had it all: so talented, and so delicious.

2 thoughts on ““Nebraska cow performs 10 tricks in 1 minute for world record”

  1. If this cow cud get to India, she would udderly rule the country in a week. Ruminate on that.

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