Sherrie Rose topless in The King of the Kickboxers (1990)

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There is a lot of pressure on all kings to produce offspring worthy of rule, but it’s even worse for the Kickboxing King. I mean what if his sons just want to be physicists and florists and aren’t at all interested in kicking other people in the face? I guess His Majesty would just have to follow the path of the Roman emperors, by adopting heirs.

Presumably ones with quick and powerful feet.

Johnny Moronic’s clips from this film can be found here.