This is some serious Bond-villain action. He (allegedly) took bribes in gold bars!
I used to be thrilled when I found a quarter in a seat cushion at my grandpa’s house, but a court-authorized search of the Menendez house found “over $480,000 in cash — much of it stuffed into envelopes and hidden in clothing.”
Why couldn’t this guy be my grandpa? I could have bought a lot of baseball cards with a few hundred grand.
MOM: Hey, did you waste money on baseball cards again today?
ME: No, and I will never have to again. I bought TOPPS.