If humanity is ever enslaved and placed in zoos by a superior alien race, the more humane of our captors will allow us to roam free in a natural habitat. For supermodels their cages will consist of yachts, balconies and swanky bullshit events.
“Sexy models Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls party in bikinis aboard a yacht in Mykonos together!”
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I called them supermodels above, but I’m not sure whether these are supermodels or regular-grade models. When I was a young’un we didn’t have superstars or supermodels or even super-soakers. He had garden hoses to soak one another, and we got wet enough, dammit. Mantle, Mays and Musial were stars. Lauren Hutton and Suzy Parker were models. The only “super” thing we knew of was Superman, and we would never confuse him with a supermodel.
Except for that one time when Luthor exposed Supes to pink kryptonite, and the less said of that, the better.