“Kim Kardashian introduces a bra with a raised NIPPLE to make sure a woman is always ‘perky’: ‘No matter how hot it is you will always look cold‘ The entire clip feels like a SNL skit, but the bra is real.”
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Fake nipples to go with the fake tits.
As if there wasn’t enough false advertising in female fashion. Let me guess, they’re also padded and pushups too?
I actually invented this in the 80s as a teenager when this look was very popular. What I made was a stick-on fake pokie.
I called them “Tit-Bits”.
Being, like, 14 I had no way to actually do anything with the idea. I was forty years ahead of my time.
Too bad they didn’t have “Shark Tank” back then. “So, what have you got to show us, young man?”
My very conservative Christian family would not have let that idea get far.
“So they’re artificial teats a woman can put over their bra so they poke out under their shirt, I call them Tit…”
And then I’d wake up in a hospital, days later.
Someone took and ran with this. I remember one of my exes saying she was going to wear three of them out to clubs just for the stares.