“A couple retreats to the island that inspired Ingmar Bergman to write screenplays.”
Whoo-hoo! Party time!
The actual spot, Bergman Island, is regarded as the world’s most depressing vacation destination. It’s the direct opposite of Fantasy Island. Instead of fantasy, there is only grim, somber reality. As you visit, you join everyone else there in staring off blankly into the middle distance while you consider the futility and essential pointlessness of a completely accidental existence that must be endured until a lonely death.
And the buffet is great!
Except maybe a little too heavy on the herring.
Now that I think about it, it’s only the second-worst vacation destination, right after this one.
Anyway, here’s Mia: